Ever wonder why dogs don't have to go to school like the rest of you mukkity mucks? It's because we were born smart and you'se guys weren't. Teach us tricks? Ha!! You need to be taught how to eat, crawl, walk, speak and when to go to sleep. We, on the other hand, start walking and suckling as soon as we're burped outta the womb. Fetch?? Hellloooo - second nature. Sit, bark - shoo - piece of cake. It's no wonder you marvel at us.