Marty Collins, a native Chicagoan who recently took early retirement from the legal profession to return to her first passion - writing - teams up with her second best friend. Mozart, (her first is her husband, Michael) to create what she and Mozart hope to be a humorous, informative, and entertaining enjoyment for the pleasure of folks in wherever their interests may lie. Whether it be poetry, cooking, gardening, stories, jokes, or just plain sarcastic humor (mostly from Mozart), we hope to curl your lips, wretch your gut with laughter, dance culinary creations over your tongue, and massage your soul with comforting words and thoughts to ponder.
Hi! I'm Mozart - a 6 year old FEMALE Golden Retriever. I emphasize female because of my AKA name, Wolfgang Armadeus Mozart Collins. You're probably wondering how a gorgeous redhead like me wound up with a "boy's" name - well, for one, he's my mother's favorite composer, and two, she figured since her name is Marty, spelled in the masculine gender, it would be cute for the two of us to have male names to confuse people (warped sense of humor if you ask me). Personally I'm not too thrilled with it - I would've preferred something along the lines of Princess or Queenie because afterall, I am you know, reincarnated royalty, or so my mom says because I'm so humanistic and smart - I can tell time, understand English and eat like a lady. Mom and dad sure are lucky to have the likes of me. Yessiree. But I'll brag more about myself later on. As mom said, I hope you enjoy our website and my vision of "doglife" and I give you something to think about if you have pets - er- I mean children - we're not as dumb as you think.
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My Blog of Stories
Here is where you'll find samples of my writings in almost every genre - horror, murder/mystery, historical and humor and a wee bit of sci-fi. If you like the samples, your opinion is valued. If you're an agent or publisher, you're request to read the entire manuscript would be most appreciative.